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Book review: Wintersmith - Terry Pratchett

Friday 8 June 2007

The Discworld Series, by Terry Pratchett, has to be Tuxedo’s and my favourite reading material.  One or other of the thirty-odd books is first choice for our “bedtime story” (we read a chapter or two of something aloud to each other at bedtime every night – you may shudder at the saccharine but we enjoy it and it helps lull us to sleepytime mode).  While each book can be read as a stand alone it helps immensely to have read them in order; for plot, backstory and most importantly, character development.

For character is what Pratchett does best.  Many shy away from Discworld because it’s categorised as “fantasy” – and yes, it does have trolls and vampires and werewolves, oh my, and magic rather than physics is the guiding principle (and it rides on the back of four giant elephants carried by a space turtle) – but few fantasy novels, let alone straight fiction, have such great well developed characters.  Ask any Pratchett fan who their favourite DW character is and you’ll hear yelps of “Vimes! Granny Weatherwax! No - DEATH!”.  (I tie between Sam Vimes and Granny, personally.  Not to mention Foul Ol’ Ron; “Buggrit, Millennium hand and shrimp, Burning my eyes with rays” etc.)

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Book review: Nineteen Minutes - Jodi Picoult

Thursday 19 April 2007

Nineteen Minutes is Jodi Picoult’s latest novel.  Author of past bestsellers The Tenth Circle, Vanishing Acts, My Sister’s Keeper, Second Glance et al, Picoult (pronounced Pee-koh) has a gift for focusing on significant and current ethical topics, gives them a twist, includes a courtroom drama and a touch of romance and relationship interest.  Plot and characters involve and interest the reader and provide talking points galore for book clubs.  Despite the possible Oprah book-club designation, Picoult is never trite.

The protagonist of Nineteen Minutes, 17-year old Peter Houghton, has been bullied and tormented every day of his entire school life, and finally fights back in a fairly dramatic manner.  The school shooting, echoing Columbine, Thurston High and Red Lake, leaves ten dead and nineteen injured.   As with many Picoult novels, the setting moves to courtroom drama, where the life and motives of Peter are revealed through flashback and reports.  Other characters – Josie Cormier, former best-friend of Peter who went over to “the dark side” of the popular group (many of whom are targeted in the shooting), her mother, Peter’s parents, the detective and defence lawyer on the case – are also revealed and their own lives and interactions revealed in Picoult’s sympathetic and involving style.

Nineteen Minutes is a very sensitive, perceptive and significant portrayal of a divisive and emotional  issue.  Picoult pulls no punches, and the novel moves along at a cracking pace.

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Book heaven

Monday 21 August 2006

I’m currently in Book Heaven; I have so many amazing new books, I don’t know where to start, am in total literary overload, with the result I dive for old favourites to calm me down until the shakes have passed and I can face the glory of new books that have been on my MUST HAVE !!!! list for months, years even.

The following cookbooks, non fiction and classic old favourites from childhood were purchased within the past few weeks; some over my birthday weekend and some the day that Tuxedo was undergoing his IPL, and some in between.

Ahhhhhh.

Gordon Ramsay.  Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Heaven.  This has been one of the cookbooks marked with 5 black stars in my Books – Wish List, along with only three others (of about twenty cookbooks overall).  Ramsay has been painted one of the enfant terribles of celeb cooking since he first rose to fame; a claim which I find without substance or merit despite reports of temper tantrums in the kitchens, abusive language and outraged bollockings (metaphorically speaking) of staff.  To me he seems a basically nice guy, with high standards and the guts to uphold those standards.  As Tony Bourdain wrote in his book A Cook’s Tour, when Ramsay left his first restaurant, all forty-odd staff, including floor staff, left with him.  You don’t find that loyalty anywhere, let alone London.  That speaks louder than words about the guy’s talent, integrity, abilities and willingness to pass on his knowledge.  And unlike many other “cleleb chefs” (Jamie, little fat boy, I’m looking at you) he actually cooks.

Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Heaven is a tie in/spin off of his TV show Kitchen Nightmares, wherein Ramsay blasted into a few failing restaurant kitchens and turned them around, changing and rationalising menus, using local ingredients, toning down the high falutin’ shite, and of course upbraiding staff (cos that made for good TV).  The cookbook features a great collection of delicious, so-able yet impressive recipes, with anecdotes about his experience on the show and his rationale for decisions made.  Even if you’re not interested in the recipes, it makes great reading.  I’m pleased to have added this to my collection as it not only includes great food photography, but yummy food and excellent, inspiring food writing.

Penelope Casas.  Delicioso!  Regional Cooking of Spain.  Ever since a year spent in Spain as a kid I’ve been in love with Spanish food; paellas, the seafood, stews and tapas.  This gorgeous, photo-spare (my favourite!) book on, d’oh, the regional cooking of Spain.  Beginning with a collection to tapas recipes – which, to my mind, make redundant Casas’ previous book Tapas: The Little Dishes of Spain and then on to chapter-by-chapter analysis and recipes of the main regions of Spain via their main features and ingredients.  Thus we have the region of sauces (Galicia, the Basque Country), the region of peppers (Navarra, Aragon) and the region of rices (Valencia, Alicante).  From a travel/geographical perspective this is absolutely fascinating; even more so from the culinary point of view.

Unlike most books on Spanish cooking, every dish is NOT greasy and overladen with fried stuff and tomatoes; dishes range from the simple to restaurant-ready, with the focus on ingredients and simplicity and integrity of cooking processes to highlight those ingredients.  One flick-through left me salivating; follow-up reading has given me a real insight to Spain and its cuisine and left me hungering to try out some of the recipes (not baby eels though, sorry).

Richard Dawkins.  The Ancestor’s Tale: A Pilgrimage to the Dawn of Life.  I’ve written about this book and how much I love Dawkins before; now I have my own copy *bliss - siiiiiigh*.  The best book of the last year or three.

Jared Diamond.  Collapse:  How Societies Choose to Fail or Survive.  I was totally blown away by Jared Diamond’s previous book, Guns, Germs and Steel – how on earth could he follow that up? (not to mention previous offerings The Rise and Fall of the Third Chimpanzee and Why Is Sex Fun?)  Collapse looks at previous civilisations in history and how and why they failed- or survived; and the ramifications for the current Western and Third World’s future. 

While I have not yet dived headlong into this book I have flicked through and read reviews and it seems to be exactly my cup of tea; Diamond is a sensational scholar and has a riveting writing style – what you’d expect from a writer of thrillers – plus the subject matter, resources and resource politics, and the limits and restrictions of mankind.  I can’t wait; but what do I read first?  Time for the heads or tails test, I guess …

Bill Bryson.  A Short History of Nearly Everything is precisely that.  Winner of the 2004 Aventis Science Book of the Year, Bryson (known mostly for his hilarious travel and linguistics books) investigates everything, from the origin of the universe to the evolution of Homo sapiens, passing the beginnings of life on earth, extinctions and biodiversity.   I love Bryson’s writing and can’t wait to get into this.  (Although I have to admit, shame-faced, I did pooh-pooh it for a long time, thinking it was “just pop. science at it’s most populist and simplistic.  I was horribly wrong.)

Mary O’Hara.  My Friend Flicka; Thunderhead; Green Grass of Wyoming.  The three books of the My Friend Flicka series were favourites of mine as a horse-crazed kid;  I loved the descriptions of the horses and other animals, the characters and the life and scenery of the Goose Bar ranch.  As an adult I could not pass these by whilst browsing the kids’ stacks at Borders; and I wondered if I was dumb to think they’d hold the same appeal.  They have, they do.  In fact, I’ve got more out of them as an older reader than I did at age eight, or whatever – they may be too old for an eight year old, although being “horsey” that’s the age group they’re marketed for these days.  The lives of the McLaughlin family, dreamy Ken and his superior brother Howard, their parents Rob and Nell and the complicated relationships between them all are not for the Saddle Club set.  In fact, much of the content – sex, death, lust, failure, estrangement – is frankly adult; the relationship between Nell and Rob is not that of Laura Ingalls’ ma and Pa – it is strong and frankly passionate.  No wonder I missed the sense of that story at eight years old!  The horse stuff Is gorgeous and heart-warming and –breaking, the anecdotes of the animals and life on the ranch, of another time, are clear, and the entire trilogy has as much hold over me now as Flicka did when I was a dumb innocent kid.

What have YOU been reading lately? Any suggestions for my MUST HAVE !!! list?  Anything that grabbed you when you were a kid that you’d like to revisit now?

Reading …

Monday 24 July 2006

Audiobooks are the best invention; I’ve only just become hooked on them. A bit slow of me, admittedly. There are days when I am too ill to get up; even to sit up and read, yet my mind is busy and in need of occupation, which is deeply frustrating and depressing – not constructive nor conducive to relaxation and recover! With a good audiobook on the CD player or transferred to iPod, I can lie back and enjoy being read to.

I have only a couple of audiobooks in my collection so far, though I can see this changing! Barbara Kingsolver’s Prodigal Summer, read by the author, a ginormous Lord of the Rings read by …. um … I don’t know! Except it is a very good cure for insomnia … not so successful, that one; and J K Rowling’s Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, read by Stephen Fry (bought recently for me by my adorable Tuxedo – I’m so spoiled!)

There’s a few I’m on the look-out for; a couple of classics such as Pride and Prejudice and Jane Eyre, read by luminaries such as Juliet Stevenson, a couple of Dorothy L Sayers mysteries, and of course as many of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series – read by Blackadder’s Tony Robinson (Baldrick) - as I can get my hands on. Fortunately the (relatively) recently opened Borders in Perth has a huge and comprehensive selection so I’m in luck – audiobooks were previously rare critters.

Nostalgia has also hit, in the form of much-beloved children’s fiction/literature (specifically Elizabeth Goudge’s The Little White Horse - a childhood favourite which I discovered with much glee at, you guessed it, Borders), and at the Fantasy end of the scale, Anne McCaffrey’s Dragonseries. You may scoff, but I enjoyed the early books in the series immensely, and they still hold up. The entire concept of a complex agrarian/medieval society, the dragons and their relationship with their riders, the characters, the threats faced, were and remain classics of the genre. I totally went off the series around All the Weyrs of Pern –that the agrarian society could/would move to producing plastics, cellular microbiology and moving planets out of orbit within a four year span was bizarre and stretched the limits of credibility just a leeeetle far. Recent offerings in collaboration with or by McCaffrey’s son Todd have been plain lousy and limp. Nevertheless, I’m thoroughly enjoying Dragonflight et al, the Dragonsinger group, and prequels Dragonsdawn and First Fall.

Moving to somewhat higher ground, literature-wise, I’ve also made a start on both Bill Bryson’s A Short History of Nearly Everything and the novel The Book Thief by Marcus Zusak which looks damn interesting.

In other book news: Jodi Picoult’s ground-breaking multimedia novel The Tenth Circle­ has had some interesting results; penciller and story editor of the graphic novel-within-the novel Dustin Weaver has produced the movie adaptation of Peter Jackson’s King Kong, which looks brilliant from the few frames I’ve seen online, as well as some other mindblowingly new stuff. AND Picoult herself has been given the job of writing the story for five issues of Wonder Woman comics – talk about cross-breeding!

And who could ignore the fabulous news – via Ain’t It Cool News – that Joss Whedon is penning a new series of Buffy comics, produced by Dark Horse comics and taking off from the end of the final episode, where all the “potential” Slayers were activated and Sunnydale was sucked into the Hellmouth. The Slayers are now an organised force, yet there are still Big Bads and evils to fight … Yes I will be buying this, why do you ask?

Final reading news, I got around to buying myself a proper back-rest for comfortable sitting-up-in-bed-reading; no more slipping pillows and aching back for this girl! I found a good solid adjustable – and comfortable, padded – canvas on frame jobbie at an Independent Living centre – one of those places with lots of groovy gadgets and aids for mobility and health-compromised folks. It’s a great invention … next I need an adjustable bed tray large enough for my laptop/sketch books/notepads and I’ll be set.

 

Book Review - The Tenth Circle

Friday 5 May 2006

I’ve been on a bit of a Jodi Picoult jag recently.  I find her work impossible to categorise – not chick lit, not women’s/family lit even, not thriller or courtroom dramas, although they are all key elements.  Her books might make it onto Oprah, but they’re well-written and stylish, never clichéd although they could easily become so, given the issues.  Her strength is taking a highly emotive subject and showing the effects on the dynamics of a relationship, family or community, how it can split people apart, and how there are no easy answers or solutions, no black and white.

Her most recently published book, The Tenth Circle, revolves around a teenage girl, Trixie.  Her father, Daniel, is a comic book artist, having undergone a total personality do-over from violent drifter to soccer dad so as to be a part of his child’s and wife’s lives. Laura has pursued a career as an English professor specialising in Dante’s Inferno while Daniel has been the stay-at-home dad, putting his own career on hold. 

When Trixie is raped, Daniel has to fight his own reflex to morph back into his former self to do what it takes to protect his child and take revenge.  But what are the facts? The accused is Trixie’s ex-boyfriend who broke her heart when he dumped her, and who she swore to get back no matter what – which kind of complicates matters; he is then murdered.  Whoduunit? What is Trixie’s role? Who is to blame?

The most fascinating and innovative part of the novel is that it is multimedia; author Picoult has interspersed chapters of the novel with chapters from Daniel’s own graphic novel, featuring his character/anti-superhero Wildclaw (somewhat Wolverine-esque) pencilled by one real-life Dustin Weaver who works for Marvel, I think. The artwork and story within a story is brilliant as it not only mirrors Daniel’s character but the “outer” story and the descent of Daniel, Laura and Trixie through the nine circles of hell as envisioned by Dante (the Tenth Circle is where Daniel/Wildclaw must face his own demon, himself).

There is yet another layer; within the frames of the graphic novel sections are  hidden letters, which put together make up a quote and the author of that quote, encapsulating the main theme of the novel.  Cool shit (and took me a while – some letters are really obvious, some you have to hunt hard, the result satisfying).

Like most of Picoult’s other work The Tenth Circle is very much character-driven and the themes which at first seem sharply defined blur, and although the subject is highly emotive Picoult keeps tight hold and refrains from descending into melodrama.   She does an immense amount of research for each of her books – in The Tenth Circle it’s forensics, law, the Alaskan wilderness, graphic art and comic books – which really grounds the action and drama and gives credibility and added interest. 

Previous books by Jodi Picoult include Vanishing Acts, My Sister’s Keeper, Second Glance, Perfect Match, Plain Truth, Salem Falls, The Pact and several others.  She also has the next two underway already even though she is still touring for The Tenth Circle.  Prolific – so if you like her work there’s plenty to catch up on.

Not just soppy women’s book club lit (although her novels are book club favourites one shouldn’t be snobby about such things; I’m the first person to reject a book on the grounds it carries an Oprah sticker and was horrified when Barbara Kingsolver’s The Poisonwood Bible got one – aaaarrrrgh!!!!! My point is, give it a chance.  The graphic novel component is reason enough; I adored it and it’s different kind of superhero, and it has sparked a new craving – must add Neil Gaiman to personal library – any other recommendations?).

 

Literature vs everything else, or Who the fuck said “great literature” has to be fiction?

Monday 10 April 2006

My Dad and I, who rarely talk let alone get into debates and discussions, recently had a dandy.

Dad described the latest book for his Book Club* as “trash”, “rubbish”. Naturally I asked why it was rubbish, and on hearing the title and plot, author, and unorganised style and format, agreed wholeheartedly that it was indeed the finest crap– although I had not read the book itself (judgemental, yeah; accurate, definitely). However Dad’s issue, and definition of “rubbish” was that it was FICTION. And easy-to-read fiction at that.

Now I understand my father’s attitude is academic snobbishness (he really should have been a university lecturer – up to his ears in pedantries and unnecessary detail**) but I have major problems with this. Good fiction is never rubbish, if it is well-written, accessible and well-edited; if it draws you in to that world between the cover pages and makes you believe in the characters and world the author has created. It does not matter in the slightest if it easy to read – easy to read fiction is probably more difficult and problematic to write than stuff that rambles and covers up it’s deficiencies with obscure prose and imagery. Anyone can pad.

I’ve read fiction that is easy to read that I would put up there in the “Literature” shelves at Dymocks even though it is classified elsewhere; Donna Leon and Dorothy L Sayers, both crime writers, come instantly to mind. Okay, so Sayers might not be classified as an easy read, due partly to having been written in the 1920s-30s, plus much of the conversation, particularly the courtship between Peter Wimsey and Harriet Vane, is conducted in Latin and French – no translations. Donna Leon on the other hand is a contemporary crime writer and her noels, set in Venice and featuring a detective called Guido Brunetti, is beautiful writing, easy to read maybe, but not the least bit dumbed down.

In contrast, there are several Booker Prize winners I would (and have) thrown across the room for being complete and utter pretentious, obscure, indulgent horse-shit, padded to Michelin Man proportions.

*My father is in the world’s most boring book club – a bunch of 70-ish men who read either science or history or theological tracts – and do not even select the good stuff in those categories.

**My brother once said that if you asked Dad if he liked that beer he was tasting (he doesn’t drink beer but on this occasion he was “sampling”), Dad would launch into a very long, multi-tangetial lecture on how it was made; the entire process from agricultural (growing hops) to chemical (fermentation, carbonisation etc). You think *I’m* pedantic and given to tangents – not to mention parentheses – well sweethearts, you ain’t seen nuthin’.

Now here is where I do go off at a tangent, away from the debate with my dad, and on to my main rant. WHY – and this is perhaps the thing that most pisses me off about classification of books/writing – WHY is only adult fiction described as Literature with a capital L and not children’s fiction, science fiction and fantasy, crime (as above) – if it is “writings in prose or verse; especially : writings having excellence of form or expression and expressing ideas of permanent or universal interest” (Merriam-Webster definition). The key words being excellence; ideas of permanent or universal interest. Where is it written that other forms of fiction – and indeed non fiction – cannot be styled/classified/categorised as literature?

Non-Fiction has to be my biggest bug-bear – the best science writing should be classified as literature and included in the line-up for the Nobel Prize for Literature, but it has it’s own awards – and very good the Aventis Prizes for Science Books are too – but it is still described as the best of science writing, not science lit. If we have chick lit and lad lit, why the fuck not nerd lit?

Case in point # 1 – Richard Dawkins mentions very briefly, in passing, about how only two scientists have won the Nobel Prize for Lit, and they weren’t writing science. Some amazing ideas of permanent and universal interest are presented in science writing – more so than in fiction, I think, and it is among the most difficult writing to attempt and make accessible***. In each of his books, for example, Dawkins has taken an astonishing and fascinating subject and presented it in a beautifully written, imaginative way. Definitely Literature. Far more provoking, poetic even, important, deep and meaningful, than much fic lit.

***Mini-rant – hatehateHATE the moniker “popular science” which encases any subject through evolutionary biology to environmentalism to quantum physics, so long as it is accessible to the smarter-than-average lay-person. Why “popular science”? It is a derogatory term to use for such writers as Jared Diamond, Dawkins, Matt Ridley, with it’s “Science for Dummies” implication. HATE.

Case in point # 2 – Not science writing but cooking. Yeah, yeah, any schmuck with access to test kitchens can write a cookbook. HA! Could you write a cookery book like Elizabeth David’s absolute classics of the genre, which explain procedures and recipes from the simplest to the most complicated in the most precise, concise, sublime and delightful way, inspiring home and professional cooks since the 1950s to get into their kitchens and produce something sensational, worthy of David’s keen and zero-tolerance-for-bullshit eye. I read David’s cookbooks for fun, for inspiration, for comfort when I’m feeling down. David got an OBE for her services, but it was as a food writer, not as a producer of superb food lit.

I call for a movement toward good literature whether fiction, non fiction, sf&f, children’s, whatever, whether about relationships in India or London or Dublin, solving a crime, the course of a grand romance, space or alternate worlds, anthropology, neurology, evolution …. all good literature and should not be differentiated, discriminated against in such a fashion. The guiding principle should be whether it is excellent, whether it is provoking, of universal importance; and that does not rule out writing that is fun, escapist, comforting. It just has to be FUCKING GOOD.

Thank you. Rant off

 

Book Review - The Constant Gardener

Tuesday 14 March 2006

As always I have a pile of books by the bed – some terrific ones too, Jared Diamond’s Collapse , and Tim Flannery’s The Weather-Makers , but they’ve been ignored lately. I’m still working away on Richard Dawkins’ The Ancestor’s Tale and I’m enjoying it so much, the guy is an incredible writer, explains complex concepts and facts of evolutionary biology so clearly but never “dumbs down”. He is also very, very funny, has a delightful self-deprecating dry wit. I don’t want the tale to end, at the same time I can’t wait to read what happens next (or, given that Dawkins is working backwards, chronologically, what happened previously).

I was distracted from the above heavy reading by John le Carre’s The Constant Gardener, which isn’t exactly “light” but I wanted some fiction, and to re-read and re-acquaint myself with the characters before I see the movie (whenever it’s released on DVD, that is). Someone told me recently that the movie deviates very little from the book – I’m interested to see how the screenwriter and director got around the fact that most of the action is internalised and based very much on individual character’s points of view.

I can say already that the casting is perfect – Ralph Fiennes as Justin, Rachel Weisz as Tessa, a host of brilliant Brit actors. I couldn’t have chosen better myself (and I think I’d be quite successful as a casting director - I cast the major characters of The Horse Whisperer in my head when the book was first published; I was 100% correct).

The master of Cold War spy stories, le Carre has not allowed the ending of hostilities to affect his ability to tell a cracking good yarn. In The Constant Gardener he turns his attention to Third World aid policy, and specifically giant pharmaceutical companies.

The novel’s action moves around diplomat Justin Quayle’s reaction to his wife’s (Tessa’s) murder, and his search for the truth about her death. Tessa (with co-conspirator and friend, Arnold Bluhm) was dedicated to uncovering a massive scandal in the world of pharmaceuticals and multi-national corporations, and was killed to stop her exposing her findings. The Foreign Office’s goal is to cover this up and discredit first Tessa and those she worked with, and then Justin, following Tessa’s death.

The main characters are more complex than at first appearance; Justin for instance is quiet, self-contained, conscientious and considerate, and as his quest continues new depths to his nature are revealed, as is the nature of his relationship with Tessa.

Major and minor characters are equally complex and le Carre is given to the slow-reveal; they are not always what they seem (and sometimes they are - Tim Donohue remains enigmatic; Pellegrin is thoroughly despicable and immoral). I became quite emotionally invested - half falling in love with Justin when at first he seemed to be weak and detached; also with Tessa, whose passionate, deeply moral nature and unswerving love (and need) for Justin were initially camouflaged by her depiction from Sandy Woodrow’s point of view. Woodrow himself is a thoroughly un-likeable character. He is not the strong, decisive soldier’s-son he thinks himself; he is weak, pathetic, easily influenced and deluded in the way he views the world and women.

The Constant Gardener is a great read, even if you don’t much like spy/thriller-type stories (I don’t) and leaves you with much to think about regarding the real world, the ethics - or lack thereof - of pharmaceutical companies, how successfully world aid policy works. To me, that is a sign of good fiction, regardless of genre, one that leaves you with a thought-provoking message beyond the world of the book.

Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Sunday 12 March 2006

The first Aardman/Nick Parks production I ever saw were excerpts from “Creature Comforts”; I will never ever forget the young polar bear Andrew or the jaguar from brazil (or Peru?) whining about needing his space and meeeaaat. Such whimsical yet amazingly expressive and beautifully funny creations. And inspired further commercials for a utilities company, too!

Next was the video clip for Nina Simone’s “My Baby Just Cares For Me”, which just happens to be my favourite song of all time. When I saw the slinky, sexy Nina-cat on the stage, with jazz trio behind, and the rather geeky boy-cat attempting to get into the club … and piano keys and music somehow being animated, in the instrumental interlude, well I was sold. (That clip is still my favourite piece of animation EVER – such style, grace and sexy – whoa, who’d think clay could be sexy - simply superb.) Aardman and Nick Parks also did a fantastically surreal video clip for Peter Gabriel’s “Sledgehammer”

Of course I was glued to the TV when Wallace and Gromit (directed by Nick Parks) made their first, and subsequent, appearances. “A Grand Day Out”, “The Wrong Trousers”, “A Close Shave” … each more perfect, streamlined, innovative and amazing than the last.

The next outing for Aardman, Chicken Run (2000) was absolutely delightful, the first full-length claymation production. The tale of battery-hen chickens, led by Ginger (voiced by Julia Sawalha), intent on escape with the assistance of Rocky (Mel Gibson), and referencing WW2 escape movies eg, Stalag 17 and The Great Escape, as well as Braveheart and Star Trek canon, and complete with classic, clichéd training montage.

The question on everyone’s lips of course, was; what about a Wallace and Gromit MOVIE!!! And lo, prayers were answered. Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit was released in 2005 and recently picked up the 2006 Oscar for Best Animated Film. Hurrah! Apart from Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe (up for minor production awards) this was the only Oscar nominee I saw prior to the ceremony. And oh, I love-love-LOVED it. The most perfect movie ever – and acknowledged as such by Harry Knowles himself.

The film was so beautifully timed, concise – not a single unnecessary frame (okay so considering the time and technique involved in producing 3 seconds of film, the team would want to be concise; but still); the characters and voicings were spot-on – Wallace (Peter Sallis) himself, so broad and generous, Totty (Helena Bonham-Carter – inspired choice), and Victor (Ralph Fiennes), all amazing actors who brought the plasticine characters to rich, vibrant life. And of course, Gromit, who expresses so much in body language and with eyebrows without a single vocalisation – particularly when controlling the raunchy decoy bunny!

The inspired Heath Robinson-esque inventions we have come to know and love from Wallace and Gromit were better than ever, especially the alarm response procedure, and the Bun Vac 6000 (set to suck or blow, heehee).

The most outstanding feature of the movie, indeed of all the Aardman/Parks productions, is they are made with such LOVE. Sure, other film-makers are creative, obsessive, passionate, driven, dollar-oriented, but love? Only the Lord of the Rings trilogy came close to the palpable love and devotion invested in this film (which is saying a HELLUVA lot, coming from me, a rabid fan of Peter Jackson & Co’s creation). Seeing the visible thumbprints on Gromit – is that a true labour of love or what? So “labour of love” is as clichéd as it gets, but frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn …

Oscars 2006

Friday 10 March 2006

Typically I didn’t see any of the films up for Big Awards. The only films I really really wanted to see that were “recently” in the cinema were The Constant Gardener and King Kong. A History of Violence was also top of my list but it didn’t even make it to Perth screens. BUGGER. I’ll have to wait until they come out on DVD – all April releases, I believe. The last movie we saw in cinema was Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe which I really loved [Tuxedo liked it much less – which is not to say he disliked it – but I think this is due partly to me being raised on the books and he not] and was immensely relieved they weren’t heavy-handed with the Christian motifs. As with all WETA productions the creatures, effects and design were beautiful. Liam Neeson was THE perfect voice for Aslan. The beavers, it goes without saying, were brilliant. Tilda Swanson was great as she is in everything but her costumes distracted me occasionally – kind of Oscar-worthy with the WTF? element.

And no I didn’t watch the Oscars either. I only watch the show when I’m really interested in who/what is up for awards, which is rare – The Return of the King was the only time I’ve really given a damn, to be honest. And to laugh at the OTT Gwyneth-Paltrow-esque speeches and the WTF WERE YOU THINKING dresses outfits costumes body coverings. Oh my god … I checked out the red carpet photos next day [as did every blogger on the planet] and my stream of consciousness went something along the following lines:

YUK YUK YUK. Why, Naomi, oh Naomi, Naomi – why? Okay so Nicole Kidman started this thing for nude-coloured dresses that’s been a feature of red-carpet ceremonies the last couple years and you’ve done the slinky beaded look [MOST successfully I might add] but you should have said NO to all the phoofy, sticky outy, used-tissues-stapled-together look. Particularly in that shade of nude-y knicker pink. BLEAAUUUGGGHHHH. In contrast, your [total two-timing asshole bastard] ex’s new inamorata Michelle Williams looked very pretty. Certainly eye-catching. HOWEVER, Michelle, the dress style and fit was gorgeous, colour not exactly subtle but that’s okay and you almost pulled it off [canary orange-yellow does not really suit very fair very blonde people] but why oh why that shade of lipstick? I’m all for boldness but you could have toned it down a teensy bit.

Rachel Weisz looked absolutely stunning and beautiful and perfect and radiant – but then she always does so the extremely-pregnant glow is a mere bonus [for her] and not the reason like all the other catty snarks have said. Of everyone, she and Wallace & Gromit were the only ones I cared about so wahey that they picked up the Oscars in their nominated categories.

Will not mention Ms Theron and her “ensemble”. I really cannot stand her, she rivals only Liv Tyler for my personal award for “Actress Most Likely To Make Me Shriek With Revulsion And Possibly Boke”; she looks 100% artificially created and maintained and no she canNOT act.

As for Reece Witherspoon, far as I can tell she plays exactly the same role in whatever movie she happens to be in – and yeah, real stretch for a Southern girl to copy the behaviour of another Southern girl. Oh the ACTING involved in changing one’s hair colour from blonde to brunette. I wouldn’t describe applying Clairol’s Hazelnut Brown as an Oscar-winning performance, exactly.